Oboe Enthusiast Gifts

"They'd better be some damn fine oboes."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"We need to put in more bones."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

Edgar Allen Prozac

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

'I'm rerady to announce a two-for-one split.'

Emo

Amoebae Parent evening - Gifted and Talented

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"Well, someone's had a good Christmas."

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

Emo Snail

"If you say 'Nevermore' one more time, I'll hold you in contempt."

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

Motherhood in its simplest form.