Oboe Enthusiast Mugs

"They'd better be some damn fine oboes."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Clandestine cows.

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"We need to put in more bones."

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

Edgar Allen Prozac

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

Emo

'I'm rerady to announce a two-for-one split.'

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

Amoebae Parent evening - Gifted and Talented

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"If you say 'Nevermore' one more time, I'll hold you in contempt."

Bones

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

Motherhood in its simplest form.

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....