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Orchestra Fantasies

Ghost School.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Teenage Angst.

Performance In The Bedroom

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"I've been on the stage now for 35 years..."

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

Shadow

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

'I will need to watch the replay.'

'You're pregnant?'

'I'll need the S.A.T.'s, G.E.D.'s and A.C.T.'s, ASAP...'

In need of a wash...

Musicians in the rain.

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

'Shut up.'

'I love my Oboe.'

Nutcracker

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'

'And over here is where I mount the hunting video games I've completed!'

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

"I'm going to pull a seat number from this fish bowl and someone will have a very memorable night at the theater."

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