Amoeba Fan T-Shirts

"I'm feeling asexy, baby!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'Can I have flies with that'

Canine Comedians

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Jokes machine.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

Michael McIntyre.

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

Frog Flycatcher.

"Do you like my new sandals? They're open-toad."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

Frog with an umbrella.

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse