Macabre Fan Gifts

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Grim Reaper Uses His Scythe To Scratch His Back.

"You must be the artist."

A Brush With Death

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

Skeletons on Bridge

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

He looks so natural lying there...

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Decaying corpse

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'He's been shot!'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Death Takes A Time-Share

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"