Macabre Fan Gifts

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Grim Reaper Uses His Scythe To Scratch His Back.

"You must be the artist."

A Brush With Death

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

Skeletons on Bridge

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

He looks so natural lying there...

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

Decaying corpse

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Death Takes A Time-Share

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

"Wow, souls seem a lot heavier lately"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"