Macabre Sports Fan Gifts

The exciting new sport of Roadkill Ultimate Frisbee.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Alternative fielding positions

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Playing pig

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

The Unsportables: Relay

Monster Baseball

Footballer and Bacteria.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Deregulated Baseball

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

'Let go of the pole!'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

Olympic Bubble

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

"You must be the artist."

A bowls player bowling a bomb