Macabre Sports Fan Pillows

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Alternative fielding positions

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

The Unsportables: Relay

Monster Baseball

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Footballer and Bacteria.

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Deregulated Baseball

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

'Let go of the pole!'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"You must be the artist."

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

Modern Football