Sports Fan In Disguise Pillows

"He's been more active in the bedroom since he put the dartboard up."

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Spring Training

Alternative fielding positions

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Raheem Sterling

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Trojan Hurdler.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'