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Lance, I said if it's for me, I'm not here. It's not for you, it's for me. I'm not here, either.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Champagne Bubble

'We are so in sync!'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

A couple and their dogs tango.

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

Flamenco

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

Chiropractors and the Tango.

'Yes, I'm writing the message down.'

'And don't tread on my toes.'

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

A pair of chickens tango.

'My son calls me every day. He's a telemarketer.'

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

I told you before, never call me on this number!

"I, for one, always trust my instincts, so if your instinct tells you to learn to tango: learn to tango!"

"They have to keep me - I'm the only one here who knows how to answer a landline call."

Your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up, look in the mirror, and ask yourself, how hard can it be to punch seven stupid numbers in a row? And try again.

"I've always dreamt of learning, but as a hermit crab, it's not possible: it takes two to tango..."

Harry talks about pay phones.

"They're out at they moment, I'm the burglar."

Sex Line - "Not tonight dear - I've got earache."

"Got to go, Shirley, my bath is running."

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

'Must be a personal call - she snarls at the customers!'

"I know he's not that much to look at but you should see him tango."