Telephone Talk Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'My son calls me every day. He's a telemarketer.'

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'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

Ruddy bloggers!

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

OMG.

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

...the onion rings

'Hold on, he's back again.'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"I know you're upset with me and I'm getting the silent treatment. Thank you."

"... Sorry. What was that about people not listening to you?"

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

Owl answers telephone.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult