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'Wow... boss, that was a pretty sensitive caller! He said he can't talk to me because of my halitosis!'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

...the onion rings

Call centre musicians

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Hot Line

'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

iPhone Senior

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

Alexander Graham Bell - invents the telephone and makes the first 1900 call.

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

'Hi mom! How are you? I'm very well! How is dad? Hi mom...' 'Damned parrots...'

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."