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"Wendell and I dropped our tango lessons. They were starting to take us over."

Touring Cyclist

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Champagne Bubble

Bashful in Nashville

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'We are so in sync!'

The End is Nigh

A couple and their dogs tango.

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

Flamenco

A dog banging a snare drum.

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

She's a natural.

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

boy listening to ghetto blaster on his shoulder

Chiropractors and the Tango.

School of Dance

The Ninth Day of Christmas

'And don't tread on my toes.'

A pair of chickens tango.

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!

"I've always dreamt of learning, but as a hermit crab, it's not possible: it takes two to tango..."

'Clear the floor, vacuum nose, and watch how the tango is really done!'

"I, for one, always trust my instincts, so if your instinct tells you to learn to tango: learn to tango!"

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

"I know he's not that much to look at but you should see him tango."

"You have to admit; those tango lessons have really punched up Larry's waggle dance."

Tango anybody?