Traffic Tango Artist T-Shirts

Touring Cyclist

Quality Control

'We are so in sync!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

A couple and their dogs tango.

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Slow, Men at Work.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

The Good News...

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Chiropractors and the Tango.

Move to Arizona.

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

A pair of chickens tango.

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

Congestion Evasion Device.

High-Occupancy Vehicle Lane