Traffic Tango Artist Pillows

Touring Cyclist

Quality Control

'We are so in sync!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

A couple and their dogs tango.

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

Slow, Men at Work.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

The Good News...

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Chiropractors and the Tango.

Move to Arizona.

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

A pair of chickens tango.

Congestion Evasion Device.

High-Occupancy Vehicle Lane