Titanic Fanatic Pillows

A pack of icebergs out hunting

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Pete Sampras

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'I love us when we're tan.'

El Greco

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Titanic iceberg auction

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

Celine Dion

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

'My client's human rights have been violated by deporting him before the good weather and Andy Murray's win.'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Michelangelo

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

"We must prepare for the threat of China laying claim to Raducanu."

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Emergency sunscreen.

The Jimi Hendrix tennis camp for girls

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

'They had a special at the tan salon today-- buy a full body spray tan, get a free air-brushed wizard painting!'

'I'm not fat, am I?'

'It's the French Government - they want us to return all the words we borrowed from their language.'

The longest tennis match in history at Wimbledon.

W"ell yes. I do use a sunbed! Why do you ask?"

Novak Djokovic Caricature

Fly at the tennis club cafe.