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'They were in the lab fooling around, and suddenly Greg found himself in possession of some tiger genes.'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

The Philip Marlow family

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Tiger Costume

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Thug life on safari.

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

Newton's Law and Order.

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

The next damn Batman.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

Tiger

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"Yes, that is the book I wrote, but it was heavily edited by a homicidal maniac."

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

"Fancy an Indian?"

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

Turtle nude painting.

NSA

Mc Seven