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"No - you put the cat out."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Tiger Costume

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

Ike and Tina Turtle.

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

Turtle Home

Tiger

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Turtle nude painting.

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"