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'Isn't that cute? -- he wants you to change his litter box.'

Why prehistoric people didn't grow old...

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"It's cooties."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

"No - you put the cat out."

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'This is going to be a level three.'

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

'Tell me, how do you intend taking my tooth out.'

"Far out, they're literally playing with fire! No way they can survive as a species if they're so risk prone!"

Luke Flywalker.

Dentist.

When the Tooth Fairy takes her obsession with teeth a little too far.