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"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Epic Battles

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

You need a new reading light

Pub Kendo.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Illuminating agricultural production

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Scheduel.

Swords for Making America Great Again

Fencing Lessons

Battle.

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

Man lighting ceiling candle

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"Did you enter the correct password?"

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'