Light Saber Enthusiast Gifts

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Epic Battles

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Pub Kendo.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

You need a new reading light

Illuminating agricultural production

I see he switched to the energy-efficient saber.

'We dreamed of this day and it's finally here... Behold the 'anti-Sandler ray'!'

Scheduel.

Swords for Making America Great Again

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Fencing Lessons

Battle.

Sam Jackson

Man lighting ceiling candle

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

"Did you enter the correct password?"

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

'As a typically observant medical provider, the extremely high levels of iron in your system have me quite puzzled.'