Light Saber Swinger Gifts

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Tool Box

Lady of the bath...

Epic Battles

"But I use all of them!"

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

Thursday is the new Friday

The Hockey Puckey

King Richard I

I see he switched to the energy-efficient saber.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

Sam Jackson

Hockey Goal

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

Thanks God!

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero.

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

Luke Flywalker.

Golf clubs replaced by gardening equipment.

'When we were young we used to dress like our parents - these days parents dress like their children!'

Graduation day at the International College of Fencing.

Bishop playing golf with his crosier.

Divine Golf

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