Light Saber Aficionado Gifts

Luke Flywalker.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Epic Battles

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Battle.

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

"Did you enter the correct password?"

Fencing Acupuncture.

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

Kingdom not responsible for injuries to its knights.

'As a typically observant medical provider, the extremely high levels of iron in your system have me quite puzzled.'