Light Saber Aficionado Prints

Luke Flywalker.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Epic Battles

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

I see he switched to the energy-efficient saber.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'We dreamed of this day and it's finally here... Behold the 'anti-Sandler ray'!'

Battle.

'Ready...and.....Rattle!'

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

"Did you enter the correct password?"

"Who's going to carve?"

'As a typically observant medical provider, the extremely high levels of iron in your system have me quite puzzled.'

Fencing Acupuncture.

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

Zorro as a kid.

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

Kingdom not responsible for injuries to its knights.