Sabre Swinger Gifts

Graduation day at the International College of Fencing.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Lady of the bath...

Tool Box

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'Hole in one!!!!'

"But I use all of them!"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

King Richard I

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf Hil Divot

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Bob's driving you crazy range.

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Rory McIlroy

"Nice putt."

Guns/Blunt Instruments.

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'