Sabre Swinger Gifts

Graduation day at the International College of Fencing.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Tool Box

Lady of the bath...

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

"But I use all of them!"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

King Richard I

Golf Hil Divot

'You're away, Doc!'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Bob's driving you crazy range.

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

Guns/Blunt Instruments.

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'