Spade Swinger Gifts

Golf clubs replaced by gardening equipment.

Tool Box

Lady of the bath...

Golfing Bishop.

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"But I use all of them!"

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

A man plays golf by the sea

'They are known as 'The Magnificent Seven'!'

Digging.

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

King Richard I

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Mood Swings

Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero.

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

Kids - who'd have em?

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest with you--do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

'When we were young we used to dress like our parents - these days parents dress like their children!'

Graduation day at the International College of Fencing.

Have a swinging Christmas!

'Now that should make it a bit easier.'

'Lightning bolt.'

des

'Good news, I can make you a member of our waiting list.'

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

'Don't worry - I brought my long tees.'

"There's just no stopping George, is there?"