Spade Enthusiast Gifts

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

Bitchbark Canoe

Soup of the month.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Digging.

God save the Queen.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

Jewish Hall of Nachas

PRIDE!

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

Bicycle Pie Chart

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

Happy Valentine's Day

"Always stay rooted, or you'll turn into a tumbleweed..."

T'was the night before the night before Christmas.

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

'I love that new horse smell.'

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

"Shoo!"

Canoes

"First time paddleboarding?"

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

Lesbian marriage, Mrs and Mrs

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.