Sword Swinger Gifts

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

King Richard I

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"But I use all of them!"

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

Lady of the bath...

Tool Box

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Pub Kendo.

Corporate pirate.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

The strong corna war

Scheduel.

Swords for Making America Great Again

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Fencing Lessons

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

Battle.

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

Hockey Goal

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"Did you enter the correct password?"

Three Musketeers at a barbecue

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'