Stick Swinger Gifts

The Hockey Puckey

Hockey Goal

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Lady of the bath...

Tool Box

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"But I use all of them!"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

King Richard I

Sleepwalking Golfer

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf Hil Divot

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Thanks God!

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"I hate sand traps."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'Wash balls here.'