Stick Swinger Prints

Hockey Goal

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Tool Box

Lady of the bath...

I think you're ace

"But I use all of them!"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

King Richard I

'You're away, Doc!'

Sleepwalking Golfer

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Golf Hil Divot

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

Thanks God!

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

Excalibur Golf Course.