Shovel Swinger Gifts

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Tommy!"

Tool Box

Lady of the bath...

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"But I use all of them!"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Thursday is the new Friday

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

King Richard I

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

Hockey Goal

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

Shoveling Snow

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

"Kkerching."

Kids - who'd have em?

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

'When we were young we used to dress like our parents - these days parents dress like their children!'

'Just so you know, you're doin' it wrong.'

'Wow! How'd that Moses kid shovel our driveway so fast?'

"You're doing that all wrong."

'Bloody 4WDs!'

'Now that should make it a bit easier.'

'Lightning bolt.'

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

"I wish I was rich.... And had someone to push me."