Sandbox Swinger Gifts

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Lady of the bath...

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

A man plays golf by the sea

"But I use all of them!"

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

King Richard I

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Attorney-at-play

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

'Yes, I see your point...We may have to raise the rings...'

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'