Saloon Swinger Gifts

'They are known as 'The Magnificent Seven'!'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"What'll ya have?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

Golf Hil Divot

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'You're away, Doc!'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"