Saloon Swinger Gifts

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

I think you're ace

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"What'll ya have?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'You're away, Doc!'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

Golf Hil Divot

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

Galoots in cahoots

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'