Sandbox Swinger T-Shirts

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Lady of the bath...

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

A man plays golf by the sea

"But I use all of them!"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'They are known as 'The Magnificent Seven'!'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Thursday is the new Friday

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

King Richard I

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

Attorney-at-play

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'

Businessman hitting golf balls out window

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'