Shovel Enthusiast Gifts

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

Shoveling Snow

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

"Tommy!"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

The Hammer

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

CLEAR!

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"A little help?"

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

Men's Prayer Group.

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.