Snow Shoveling Aficionado Gifts

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Non-Denominational Carols

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"A little help?"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

The lonely figure

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Flake News

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"I love this time of year."

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Ski kicker.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

'You win. Go out and play.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

Skier.

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.