Snow Blower Enthusiast Gifts

"How much is that snow blower next to the doggie in the window?"

How You Know It's Spring...

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Snowmobull

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Bunny Hill

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"A little help?"

The lonely figure

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Flake News

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

A skier and a paraglider

Ski kicker.

Possums that ski.