Snow Shoveling Enthusiast Gifts

'I think I'd like to live in an unhealthy state for a while...'

"A little help?"

"Yeah, yeah. You have to deliver billions of presents by morning. But surely you have time to clear the path first?"

'When you can do level two safely for 20 minutes, THEN I'll let you shovel the driveway.'

"Hey neighbor! Cold enough for ya...?!"

Shoveling Snow in Spring

"It's as hard as nails out there."

"I've been shoveling my driveway for the last two hours. . . now I can't find me car!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Bunny Hill

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

UFO Shelter

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Ski kicker.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Flake News

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Possums that ski.

"I love this time of year."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.