Snow Shoveling Enthusiast Mugs

'I think I'd like to live in an unhealthy state for a while...'

"A little help?"

"Yeah, yeah. You have to deliver billions of presents by morning. But surely you have time to clear the path first?"

"Hey neighbor! Cold enough for ya...?!"

Shoveling Snow in Spring

"It's as hard as nails out there."

"I've been shoveling my driveway for the last two hours. . . now I can't find me car!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Giant Snowflake.

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Bunny Hill

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

UFO Shelter

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Ski kicker.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"I love this time of year."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Possums that ski.

Flake News

'You win. Go out and play.'

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."