Snow Blower Enthusiast Mugs

"How much is that snow blower next to the doggie in the window?"

How You Know It's Spring...

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Snowmobull

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Bunny Hill

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"A little help?"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

The lonely figure

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"I love this time of year."

Ski kicker.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Flake News

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...