Snow Shoveler Gifts

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

"Damn you climate change deniers!"

UFO Shelter

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Snowmobull

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"A little help?"

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Running out of Gas.

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Statue of Liberty Buried Under Snow

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Postman in the Snow

"You mean to tell me that drift is as tall as you are?!"

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

Snowmobile.

'For sale: Igloo w/attached 2 snowmobile garage.'

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

Snowmobile caught in a bear trap

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

'I guess we missed the slot again Jim!'

Shovels as Snow Shoes

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

"Happy?"

Artificial Ski-Slope: Closed due to snow.

Bears throwing snowballs at a man on a snowmobile.

Shovel your driveway?

Snow Mobile Crossing.