Snow Shoveling Extraordinaire Gifts

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"A little help?"

UFO Shelter

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

The Snowcow

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Postman in the Snow

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

Shovels as Snow Shoes

"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."

"Finally, it's all shovelled."

Shoveling Snow in Spring

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

"I've finished shovelling and am for the most part satisfied with the results, but I'll rest now and look at it again in the morning."

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

Snow Shark

Shovelling snow out of a car.

"Yeah, yeah. You have to deliver billions of presents by morning. But surely you have time to clear the path first?"

'Sore back?'