Snow Shoveling Extraordinaire Gifts

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"A little help?"

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

UFO Shelter

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

The Snowcow

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

Postman in the Snow

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

Shovels as Snow Shoes

Alien built snowman

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Shovel your driveway?

"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."

"Finally, it's all shovelled."

'When you can do level two safely for 20 minutes, THEN I'll let you shovel the driveway.'

Shoveling Snow in Spring

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

"I've finished shovelling and am for the most part satisfied with the results, but I'll rest now and look at it again in the morning."

Shovelling snow out of a car.

Snow Shark

"Yeah, yeah. You have to deliver billions of presents by morning. But surely you have time to clear the path first?"