Snow Shoveling Champ Gifts

Shovelling snow out of a car.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman

UFO Shelter

"A little help?"

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Snowballs!

Snowball Fight With Santa

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

Postman in the Snow

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

Man sweating profusely while shoveling snow in his boxer shorts

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Shovels as Snow Shoes

Skiers

"A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for ever."

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Shovel your driveway?

"Finally, it's all shovelled."

Shoveling Snow in Spring

Autumn Leaves

'When you can do level two safely for 20 minutes, THEN I'll let you shovel the driveway.'

'The trouble with snowmen these day sis they use up all the snow.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

"I've finished shovelling and am for the most part satisfied with the results, but I'll rest now and look at it again in the morning."

'The first rule in hunting polar bears is be prepared for surprises.'

'My balls are freezing!'

The drug test showed no prescription painkillers in his system, so we had to suspend him. OFF. 7. 7. 8.

"Yeah, yeah. You have to deliver billions of presents by morning. But surely you have time to clear the path first?"

'Sore back?'

Experts only.

"Damn you climate change deniers!"