Snow Shoveling Gifts

'Sore back?'

"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."

"I see prosperity in your future."

'Wow! How'd that Moses kid shovel our driveway so fast?'

'I think I'd like to live in an unhealthy state for a while...'

"Shovel your runway?"

Snowmobile.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

"I've been shoveling my driveway for the last two hours. . . now I can't find me car!"

Shoveling Snow in Spring

Shovelling snow out of a car.

'Yeah. We should help them.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'I never was keen on Bing Crosby...'

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"Yeah, yeah. You have to deliver billions of presents by morning. But surely you have time to clear the path first?"

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

"Enough already, you imperious mother of outdoor sports!"

"The key, son, is deciding where to dump the snow. You don’t want to move all this snow twice. Son ... ?"

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Bless You."

"First snowman?"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"A little help?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

UFO Shelter

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

UFO and snowman

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."