Shovel Enthusiast Mugs

'This guy's going to collapse any minute, and when he does, we hit him up for $50 to finish his driveway!'

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

Shoveling Snow

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

"Tommy!"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

A crab with a utility knife claw

The Hammer

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

CLEAR!

"A little help?"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'