Swivel Enthusiast Mugs

I love swivelling on my chair.

"What's a patent?"

Turn, turn and turn.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Swinging

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

The circus diver.

Swing

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Where's my horse?'

Curtsey

Project Manager Showdown

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Bad dog!"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'Stop looking at me like that! We both knew one day we'd get to the last patch...'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'