Swivel Enthusiast Prints

I love swivelling on my chair.

"What's a patent?"

Turn, turn and turn.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Swinging

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

The circus diver.

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Where's my horse?'

Curtsey

Project Manager Showdown

A bride and a groom on a swing

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Caveman on the brink of technology.

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Bad dog!"

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'Stop looking at me like that! We both knew one day we'd get to the last patch...'

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'