Flexible Enthusiast Prints

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

Project Manager Showdown

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'Stop looking at me like that! We both knew one day we'd get to the last patch...'

"Bad dog!"

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Gymnast tangled up.

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

Rescue pump.

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

Give Thanks.

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

The Acrobat/Musician

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

Ballerina

'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'

"...and this is our Agile project!"

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

"On the one hand your flexibility is good for the company. On the other hand the chiropractors' bills are not."