Flexible Work Enthusiast Prints

Office worker realises he/she should be working at home.

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"Any chance of working from home tomorrow?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Gymnast tangled up.

'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

'I try to go to the office once-a-week just to see how I'm doing.'

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

The Acrobat/Musician

Ballerina

'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'

"We're very pleased with the flexible employee programme."

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

"On the one hand your flexibility is good for the company. On the other hand the chiropractors' bills are not."

'General, I'm prescribing joint military exercises - yoga.'