Swivel Chair Aficionado Mugs

Easy Swivel Chair Company

Tilly Slowboy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

You can't get what up

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'What, They're comfortable.'

"I love my luvvie."

Introverted Chair

Reserved Parking

Skier.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Easy Listening for lazy people.

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Comfort zone

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

Sitting down

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

Nice custom job, Bill!