Swivel Chair Aficionado Pillows

Easy Swivel Chair Company

Tilly Slowboy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

You can't get what up

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'What, They're comfortable.'

"I love my luvvie."

Introverted Chair

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Reserved Parking

Skier.

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

Easy Listening for lazy people.

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Comfort zone

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

Nice custom job, Bill!

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Sitting down

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'How do you like your new, 'self rising armchair', Mum?'